So, we’ve already revealed that PCG has a high-ranking potential defector in its midst. Eric let it slip last week that an unnamed regional director is covertly asking the kinds of questions that would get a sheep suspended or worse, and that this pastor’s flock is in the eastern hemisphere. Well, he has done it again! Perusing the comments, I found Eric’s loose tongue doing more of its scandalous work. Apparently, the regional director in question can be found discreetly waffling in the northern hemisphere! Take the northern hemisphere, divide by the western hemisphere, and subtract “the Asiatic hordes”. That leaves Europe. So…
Are you still here, Locher? Saranga? Amos? Flurry, Jr.?…Campbell (you’re not dead yet?)? You know who your quarry is now: consider this your Christmas present!
Go get ’em boys…Let the witch hunt begin!
…Oh, for fuck’s sake, you morons. His name is Matthew Robinson. Do we have to do all your work for you?
Now, go! Dispense Yahweh’s wrath.
Armstrong Delusion 
This should prove interesting…there’s so much gamesmanship that could play out here! Or, it could be a Rambo-style frontal assault.
Hmmmm…
The best way to destroy a cult is from within.
2012 looks to be a good year indeed!
Good work!
A hunting we will go, a hunting we will go, hi ho the derry-o, a hunting we will go!
“The best way to destroy a cult is from within.”
Because mere apostasy is for quitters.
That’s really funny!
LOL I’m glad you appreciated it! I think it was inspired.
The simple process of elimination presented in this post might be way too complicated for PCG to understand.
Thanks for pointing that out. I edited it to reflect your quite warranted concern. Now we just have to hope they know how to read.
Haha, Casey. Yeah, that should be way less confusing for the cultists who actually read. XD
“What I mean is that all you HWA haters seem to be on the husky side.”
Speak for yourself. I’m a sexy, sexy beast. 😉
Not even a picture.
Put up or shut up.
And just remember that Herbert Armstrong was the Roly-Poly Apostle [Bally’s Fitness sold out to L.A. Fitness]. Herbert Armstrong lovers are totally fat too.
Just remember, there’s nothing wrong in being healthy and full-figured, but being a fat head is incurable [is it my imagination, but is Tumult just a bunch of empty noise?]: Another vacuous twit with distorted perception of his own prowess.
Hey, on second thought, maybe Tumult can replace Guttenberg as the Beast of Revelation!!
Tumult: How gay is that?
I think you are mistaking Tumult for Herkel, who is obviously your intended target. Tumult’s one of the good guys!
Really, Jerkel, you have to be a real loser to troll such a niche site (which you insinuate you aren’t interested in–and yet you keep coming back, so you aren’t fooling anyone here). Maybe you need to get a job. By the way, it’s chubby, with two ‘b’s–that’s “bb”, like the size of your brain. Anyway, thanks for reading, moron.
You know your site is doing well when it starts to attract fleas.
Dude, relax.
I was joking about myself, in response to Soloman Herkel’s retarded comment about all HWA haters being fat. :p
Well, then, Tumult, I hereby transfer all my bile to Soloman Herkel and apologize.
You must admit that the posting was confusing without background — and you can assume by background, I mean a very ample background.
Really, Herkel? You can’t think of anything intelligent to say, so you go after people’s physical characteristics? I’m more baffled than insulted. I don’t think I’ve heard such a flimsy and transparent attack since the third grade. It’s so…fucking…infantile. Again, baffled.
Also, I find it interesting that you have absolutely ZERO presence on the entire web, except for three hits earned while trolling our site. Surely you could find a better use for your time–perhaps a trip to the gym? (See, I can do it too!)
And, yes, I have been in self-imposed exile. The reason? I make a lot of money running the largest private detective agency in the western U.S. and I’ve been rather busy putting criminals in prison and positioning for a nationwide expansion of the operations division. I happen to have a family as well, so my free time is more or less nil. I continue to read this site, contribute ideas and discuss strategy behind the scenes because I believe in the message and I enjoy causing trouble. I believe that addresses my time in “HWA hater’s [note the possessive, you tit] purgatory.”
So in summary, Herkel, you are a weak minded, incoherent, petty, insipid, bloviating, vapid, unoriginal pillock of the sort most recently employed as a speechwriter for George Dubyah Bush.
Sincerely and with much rancor,
The Resurrected Sam
HAHAHAHA! Brilliant, My Dear Samuel! Ahhh, that response reminds me anew why we all miss your pen in our midst!
Like.
“For starters Soloman (hardly your real name, is it)”
Doubtful, since “West Palm Bay, Florida” is not the location of his IP address, either. It’s somewhere in Texas. Maybe we could hunt him down and see how fat he is.
I’d be willing to bet “Soloman” has his own zip code. It’s no wonder he is solo, man — no room for anyone else.
Well-played, sir.
Do we know if they have found the missing Matthew Robinson yet? Apparently there have been layoffs in the PCG?
Layoffs, eh? Sounds interesting. I’ve read a bit of something from ESN that states as much, but have no verification of these (hopefully true) stories. One would hope, though, that they at least lay off the “right” ones! 😉
Wow, reading all the banter I completely forgot the original article was about the continuing saga of the Flurry cult. To date, every minister I have confronted with an honest questioning of their teaching and/or leadership retaliated in attacks on my character, even resorting to attacking my wife’s and childrens’ characters. But at least they kept my body shape out of it.
May God bless Baron Guttenberg. Wonder if he accepts fan mail?